STORY TIME!!!

Once upon a time there was this snake
His name was Bill
One day Bill went down the road
He found a snail
He ate the snail
He went further down the road
He saw a bunny
The bunny said "How are you?"
Bill said "Who wants to know?"
Bunny said "I do"
Bill said "What if I don't want to tell you how I am?"
Bunny said "You'd better tell me or I'm gonna hit you"
Bill said "NO!"
Bunny hit Bill
Bill ran further down the road
Bunny laughed, then fell down
Further down the road Bill saw a bird
Bird said "Don't you eat me you mother fucker"
Bill said "I'm gonna eat you"
Bird said "No I have two fucking kids I need to feed dammit"
Bill said "Too bad"
Bill jumped at the bird
Suddenly Bill fell down with a hole in his stomach
The snail escaped Bill's belly

THE END