Mullets on the Rise!!!!!

Sorry I haven't posted in quite some time. I was too busy pretending to...uhh..to...be a the manager at the KFC down the street. They caught on real quick once it was apparent that I didn't know how to fix the frier and burnt that little girls face off. She wasn't using it!

Did that not make sense to anybody...me either.

Anyway...
Jamie came down this weekend and it was loads of fun. We had a Halloween party on friday. This random man with a mullet came in and started drinking the beer and putting his arm around the girls. I had already been drinking and smoking so I was fearless. I pulled him aside and said "Listen you sonbitch, I don't want you and your long hair in the back type ways at my party. you got that?!" he replied "You have meet beat sir, your charming good looks are no match for my lower city ways. I will bid you good day."

Actually I just asked him to leave and he did. Which story is true? We may never know.

FUCK!

FUCK the baseball post season. Twice now it has deprived me of The Simpsons, Family Guy, and King of the Hill.

FUCK Kinkos for not supporting Mac users. I needed to print my DVD labels yesterday and each location either didn't have a Mac station or their printer was broken.

FUCK the sound guy at Plush. When I hear bands play on their stage, it usually sounds pretty good (they're the best sounding room in Tucson) but there's always one glaring problem that's a quick fix. Like not being able to hear the backup vocals or lead guitar. When I look over at the sound guy, what is he doing? He's reading the Tucson Weekly which is spread out over the board.

FUCK the Shanty for not letting Kurt into their bar because his state issued I.D. isn't a driver's license.

FUCK Christian motivational speakers.

FUCK the U of A media arts department, just because they deserve it.

FUCK my dentist. A few months ago, one of my fillings fell out.

FUCK scientology and all who follow it's wacky gods of outer space. Except for Beck, he has groovy beats.

....and finally

BUCK Fush!

Bing! Bong! Blah!

I guess I should write another blog entry. I haven't in a while and I'm sure everyone is just iching to know what's been going on in the life Ford "Fuck Ya" Corl.

- I've been thinking about going to Club Crawl and seeing some of my favorite local bands. I hope Riley can go with me.

- I'm waiting to hear back from the DV festival (Hollywood), The Reno festival (ummm...Reno), and Sedona. I just submitted to Pheonix and Eurika Springs.

- I just finished the DVD of my movie and I think it looks great. I can send some copies to whoever wants it

- What the hell should I write now....ummmmmm.... oh Ya. I saw The New Pornographers at the Rialto Theatre last weekend. It was great but that theatre sounds like shit, even after they spent thousands on repairing it's acoustics.

- I co-directed a film that was shot more than a year ago and it's still not done. It may just take another year to finish.

bye bye