Once upon a time there was this guy
He saw a kitten and he threw it into the road
The kitten landed on a car
The car swerved off the road and off a cliff
The car landed in a lake
A fish flew out of the lake and hit a bird
the bird got caught in a vortex of wind
The vortex flung the bird to Hawthorn Nevada
The bird hit a man
The man fell down some stairs and hit a big red button
15 nuclear bombs exploded killing everyone within a kabillion miles
Except for the kitten who was launched into space and sucked into a black hole.
The moral of this story is...Don't fuck with shit!!!!!!
