STACEY IS DA WINA!!!!

For once Ben didn't guess it. Mark this day down in history people. It's probably because he didn't play.

Well done Stacey...

GUESSTASKICLE!!!!!

Such little hands.

Lets see if this sweater vest gives it away.

One Proud Wildcat

ARIZONA 34

#2)OREGON 24

Need I say more.

Mr. Pitt it is!!

You guys are too good.

Ford's Special Little Art Gallery Part II

"SCRIBBLE"


"PARIS"


"ARORA"

Take This Bitches!!!!

If that was too easy try this one FOOs

boo

Well Anne. You're the only one that played and you got it right. It's too bad you couldn't split the yucky sock with anyone. I'd better spice this game up a little.

IT!.........IS!........THE!.........GUESS!..........GAME!

This one is either really easy or really hard. I can tell but I'm sure you can.



The winner gets a sock puppet filled with some yucky stuff.

EEEK!

New celebrity coming soon bitches!!!!

ME AM SLEEP TIME

It's Monday and I just worked a 15 hour shift. I feel like this...

AND NOW... SOME STUFF

- I think They Might Be Giants are the greatest thing since sliced bread

- I realized the other day that I fantasize about things that almost everyone has, like regular work hours and time off.

- Corned beef is just dandy

- I have a beard now

- I wish I had more time to write music because I always feel a great song coming on but I don't have time to make it happen... oh well

- Current favorite line in a song "Bumpin' my pirate hump. Rockin' my peg leg stump."

- My Kitty is damn cute

- The Executive Producer at my station got fired the other day, but that's ok because I didn't like him very much

- Sliced bread is the greatest thing since They Might Be Giants


Bye Bye Bye Bye! Bye!

ME AM BLU

This one is called "Larry".

AWWWW Shucks!

I do believe we have a three-way tie. I say that because I know Ben was being sarcastic with his answer. So, there's only one way to settle this. I'm going to cut Lindsay into three pieces and send one to each of you. Who calls dibs on the liver???

On another note a very funny thing happened at my station. A friend of mine Ryan Loetcher is the Promotions manager at News 4 and he received a message that was left on his phone at 3am. It was a man stating that he was declaring his candidacy for President of the United States. He said we should immediately put it on the "Emergency Broadcast System". He claimed he is the great great grandson of Helen of Troy and he looked like a cross between Jesus Christ and Ala. He also said that his campaign slogan is "If the sky turns green in Tornado alley, run for cover because there's gonna to be a tornado".... Yeah I know.

SUPER YUCKY LIMBO NECK BONE GUESS GAME!!!!

I Think this one's pretty easy... I made it a work.



Winner gets Lindsay Lohan

AAAAAARHHHHHHH!!!!!

It's confirmed. I will not be visiting Tucson in the near future.

I've got a question for you all.

What happened to the good old days?

TUCSON SNIFF...SNIFF

THOSE OF YOU STILL LIVING IN TUCSON WILL FIND HIS HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT I MISS TUCSON SOOO SOOO MUCH. I REALLY WANT TO VISIT AND SEE MY OLD FRIENDS.

AND IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO GO EVEN MORE BECAUSE I HAD A BAD WEEK AT WORK AND I'VE REALIZED THAT I NEED A VACATION BAAAAAAAD!

I'VE WORKED 1 YEAR AND 2 MONTHS WITHOUT ONE AND I THINK IT'S TIME.

ART TIME USA!!!!!

Here's what I do at work on my breaks... Enjoy.

Miracle Baby

Fatty Kitten Robot

Happy

Yucky Spider Fire

Ben Strikes Again!!!!!

Ok Ben... This means war.

STINKY WINKY FLIPPY DONKEY GUESS GAME!!!!!

THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF MY FAVORITES SO FAR!!!!!!


GUESS THIS AND YOU WIN A TUBE SOCK FILLED WITH ORANGES.

STORY TIME!!!

Once upon a time there was this guy
He saw a kitten and he threw it into the road
The kitten landed on a car
The car swerved off the road and off a cliff
The car landed in a lake
A fish flew out of the lake and hit a bird
the bird got caught in a vortex of wind
The vortex flung the bird to Hawthorn Nevada
The bird hit a man
The man fell down some stairs and hit a big red button
15 nuclear bombs exploded killing everyone within a kabillion miles
Except for the kitten who was launched into space and sucked into a black hole.

The moral of this story is...Don't fuck with shit!!!!!!

Here it is Ben(crossing my fingers)

GOOD VIBRATING GUT!!!

It was not until I entered that building and felt the extreme lows of the bass drum resonate through my body that I realized a piece of my past was missing for the last 2-3 years.

It seems so distant, the last time I waited outside by a frigid brick wall in blow freezing temperatures just to see if there was any glimmering hope that they were selling tickets at the door.

I can't remember being over 21 and able to drink at a venue like this, because every other time I wasn't.

This was the fifth time I had seen NOFX and hopefully it won't be the last.

I purchased a shirt with the picture above on it, but instead of him giving the peace sign, he's holding a gun. I realized later that it might be a mistake to wear something like that in a "RED" state, but I still like it.

Up next...

A SUPER WACKY GUESS GAME THAT WILL LEAVE YOU WITH A STRANGE FEELING INSIDE

...

...Bastards

SUPER, FREAKY, FUCKED UP, SLAPPY, SCRAPPY GUESS GAME!!!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEY EVERYBODY!!!!!!

Boy oh boy has it been awhile. All of you have probably given up on my blog, but it's back baby!!! and it's better than EVER!!!!!

Guess this celeb and you win a date with an old man... a creepy old man.

HERE'S A COMMERCIAL I MADE FOR A TOYOTA COROLLA



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